I dont do new years resolutions

having said that i have looked atmyself slightly and decided a couople things 

i have decided to lose a little weight, mainly cause WHY NOT ITS GOOD FOR YOU 

but also cause it would be nice to be slightly less unfit

i have decided to clean up the way i look and present myself to others, i like being scruffy but it wouldnt hurt to actually do my hairf from time to time.

keeping the beard though. 

and finally be more daring, who knows how it could work out :)

Conversations Between Collins and Myself (i)

Collins: i don't like twitter

Me:What do you mean you dont like twitter?

Collins:I don't like it.

Me: okay why not

Collins: just a useless place for  idiots to post about things they are doing in their everyday lives! 

Me:........................ and?

Collins: i don't care if i wanted to see into peoples lives i wanted to know about that i would just go off and look through peoples windows.

Me:if your going to start doing that you should tweet about what you see

Collins:YES THEN ILL CALL IT TWINDOW 

WOO

so i should be wise and sensible and brave and say that this blog post is entirely self centered and about self gratification, but here it goes.

I want to reach 10,000 views by the end of the year.

I want to reach 5,000 of these by my 21st birthday

I have set a reminder for me to blog every WEEK

i have decided to blog more sensible stuff

i then did a jager bomb and decided i should blog more autobiographical stuff.

i then did a second jager bomb and decided i should blog more funny stuff

i then did a tequila slammer and decided i should blog when drunk.

so heres to 2014.

Woop and shit.

The most Useless blogger.

I go through stints of regular blogging followed by these extensive periods where i do not write at all.

most of the time i put it down to laziness but as a matter of fact the honest answer is,

Im happy.

Im content.

I do not have anything to tell.

I'm just going through the motions.


Now don't misunderstand this does not mean i'm bored, far from it.

i follow many blogs and i love a select few. (Gracie and Eleanor to name a couple)

Gracie's blog follows a personal adventure with an opinionated outlook on life that is qwerky and sweet, like 500 days of summer.

Eleanor's blog for me is a refreshing and exceptionally written posts about herself and life.

It makes me so happy to sit back and simply read these beautiful blogs but i guess an update is in order.

Im killing it at Uni.
I've just been made redundant. (Loved the Job but FUCK IT ill find another)
I have amazing friends, i mean AMAZING i love them all sooooooo much.
I have a Crush (its an forgotten feeling and its warm to have it back again)


so here it is on new years eve eve.

the Post of the Useless Blogger.

Righteous Antagonist

You may look upon this mortal man
as mortal man of his mortal coil
you fear not greatness yet it can be foreseen that this knows not
that greatness found by thy inner toil.

Alas do not mistake this breath of calm
as confusion from loss of mind
merely find it to be the breath of insanity
that none yet exists of its kind.

I took some time to learn of greater styles
To teach of subjects of wording or poetic license
some exist as simple guidance
others exist as unknown science

so look upon this piece of text
as madness of a man possessed
you cannot not stop a man who writes
his strength is greater then any swords strike.

Pug and Party Politics.

politics

noun

1. 1.

   the activities associated with the governance of a country or area, especially the debate between parties having power.

   2. 2.

      activities aimed at improving someone's status or increasing power within an organization.

      
      

      
      

      Politics are boring, full of boring people doing boring things that most people find boring. 

      
      

      But here is the kicker. They matter. They are, they effect every single aspect of our lives.

      
      

      SO i am aware that some people absolutely despise the government or any knowledge of politics because otherwise they would consider it to be uncool. But ignorance is Stupidity. You need to know how your world is run. even if your life is your own. 

      
      

      
      

      But that's another rant for another day. 

      
      

      What i wish to speak to you about dear reader you wonderful person you, (if your still reading you are wonderful, if you ran off... screw you yea whore... YOU FAT WHORE.) 

      
      

      
      

      Politics occur whenever any group of people or institution are together in larger numbers they create alliances, bonds and teams.
      
      and those who are aware have to navigate through these "alliances" or "parties" in order to succesfully co exist.
      
      being ignorant or "happy go lucky" or even just "blunt" and battle axe your way through these things result in conflict and disputes and general unhappiness.
      
      i can not stand it but i acknowledge it exists.

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