Counting Sheep (i)

what do you do when sleep alludes you?

in 10 hours 27 minutes and roughly 30 seconds (although i suspect this would somewhat decrease by the time i have completed this blog.) i am meeting my new girlfriend's mother. and i'm nervous.

which means I cant sleep. 

now my mother when she cant sleep at three in the morning has be known to make surplus cups of tea, eat incredible amounts of cookies, cakes and on one occasion a eggtart.

my sister maddie reads chapter upon chapters of silly twlight spawned novels of zombies being in love or vampirse who attend a night school along side humans who are yet to turn into vampires and become trainee vampires, called vampyres. i think.

my other sister bex spends hours on her phone, but isnt actually tlking to anyone. or hours on youtube.

my stepdad checks his emails, then goes to sleep.

my dad falls asleep wacthing tele,on the floor. on a sunday, at 3pm, in his pajamas. his concept of not being able to sleep is cause i kick him as i am trying to get throught the lounge to make a sandwich.

I've tried counting sheep.
i've tried milk.
i've tried youtube.
ive read three chapters already. (seriously Game of Thrones get on it.)
i've checked my emails.
i cant sleep on the floor so....


what do you do when you cant sleep?