Past, Future, Present, Drunk, Sugar-hyped

I adopted a brilliant terminology from the popular gaming network rooster-teeth, more notably the Head of the company Burnie Burns.

I often say things or do things that i haven't even prepared for myself. i work on split-second responses and it does mean you get the purest most honest version of me. 

And i work at my best, most brilliant when thats the case.

that being said. actions by me at the time may in some way screw me over in the future. 

I could hold myself responsible but it is much easier to blame "Past Ben" then GODDAMMIT ME.

Getting drunk at a party with a 9 o'clock lecture the next day, is "Future Ben's" problem.

and the next morning when hungover and hating the universe, i curse "Drunk Ben" as he's an arsehole.

My Name Is Benjamin Joshua Pugwash Collins Jones

Captain B Pugwash

Puggy.

A Future Laird Of Scotland.