Madam.

I dont care that it makesher sound like a pimp its whats she getting, she is a 18 year old woman who is probably the only girlour age who deserves the title of woman. shes mature, sensible, caring and intelligent.
but she is far from dull.

She drinks as much as any northerner i know.
She laughs at god awful jokes
she laughs and makes jokes about the easiet sex joke she can serioulsy i am going to make a blogpost on my 69th one called 69.
(Madam if pregnant girl had a White Bf would 69ing be called Ying yanging?)

she keeps my sane and the closest friend i have made at uni. her dad works on motorcycles, she draws, she works hard and i care for her.

and i dont mean it in the way of she my friend so i care.

i mean it in the i give her a cuddle in the middle of the night cause she woke up with a terror.

(and she had a longterm relationship with a guy who wishes he was Psy)


she isnt boring she is brilliant
and to save the FB convo that will follow here is my responses.

yes you are
no i am right.
no i am right sometimes.
yes i know but!

DAMMIT LET ME BE NICE.
yes your righhhht.