you think you know?

for you infomation
thats not a moped
its a sports bike
thats not a shit bike
thats a cared for, looked after,
dream of a piece of a machine

Single cylinder, two-stroke, 6 speed, 3.2 gallons

that is transport
that is fun
that is like a mechanical brother


your BOYFRIEND owns a bike
YOUR BOYFRIEND wastes a bike
a 1000cc godly piece of machinery he wastes on 30 mph roads because he like the sound it makes and how girls look at him when he turns up to the party.

wheres mine? oh i park it round my girlfriends so i don't get it scratched or damaged when people get drunk and try and sit on it,

why dont i hve my full licencse?
it cost 600 pounds i dont have and you mock me because of it.
then want my money cause you want a piece of cake and you skint?

more importantly my bike is percy

and he is a hell of a lot more to me then you are.
i love you percy
you've done by me well


(PS i've nearly died 3 times on that bike twice my life was saved because of my decent jacket.

leather might look cool it might not tear but it's not forgiving.

you crash you will break something you will damage the jacket beyond repair or use.

oh mine? its a fabric material designed and manifatured to keep me alive

and here's the kicker

two life threatening accidents: me and my jacket? no scratches)

i pray to god he crashes after he drops you off

cause then i can say i told you so

well i never

my sisters just achieved something i didnt think possible

they broke a antique bannister

but on the upside i'm making a collection of videos with clever and funny peoples

its going to be awesome XD

i'm having a excellent amount of fun

and i miss mimsi XD